We've gone WAY beyond penis ...

Ok folks, the contest isn't over yet!  There is still time to submit your nicknames for penis (before midnight TONIGHT -- Friday April 15).  It's super easy, leave a comment on this blog post (or this one, or this other one) with your nicknames.  I'm looking for creativity, and I will choose the winner this weekend.

The winner will receive a mystery prize -- although I can promise you it is fun!  Stay tuned for the blog post announcing the winner!

To avoid repeats, I am posting the submissions I have received so far.  Think you've got something to add?  Leave your comment now!

Gonzo          Tool          The big Gun          Rocket launcher          Willy Mamouth          big daddy

the third leg          the elephant          snake          one eyed demon          spitter          big ben

Behemoth          cock          buddy          The profit          night stick          wood          steel

bazooka          big bamboo          trunk          custard launcher

heat-seeking moisture missile

one-eyed wonder weasel          trouser snake          wing dang doodle          love log

Thanks for your participation and enthusiasm, and good luck!

Candice :)

Let's get beyond "penis" ...

Ok folks, the competition is on ... who's got the most creative nickname for penis?

Submissions so far are AWESOME ...

custard launcher
heat-seeking moisture missile
one-eyed wonder weasel
trouser snake
wing dang doodle
love log

Think you can do better?  Prove it!  Get your creative nicknames to me by Friday (April 15) at midnight -- there is a prize involved!  You can submit them by emailing me or leaving a comment on this or the previous post.

Looking forward to your reply!
Candice :)

 

Let's all say "Penis" ...

Let's face it, talking about sex can be uncomfortable (for some, not so much for me!).  I am fortunate to be blessed with many friends and family members who support the (slightly!) out of the ordinary work that I do, and are open to talking about it.

One such conversation occurred yesterday, at the dinner table.  Yes, the word "penis" has definitely made an appearance at dinnertime (more than once!), and yesterday was a perfect example.  While answering a number of excellent questions from a prepubescent relative (who is very fortunate to have awesome parents who will talk to him about sex), the following question arose (no pun intended!):

"How many other names have you heard for 'penis'?"

Of course there are the usual ... cock, dong, schlong, weiner, dick ... but I want to know how creative you, my dear reader, can be!  So, let's hear it!  Leave a comment with your most creative penile nickname.  There may just be a prize involved! ;)

Looking forward to your response!

Candice :)



 

 

P.s. Yes, this is my cat, and my Woody.