One such conversation occurred yesterday, at the dinner table. Yes, the word "penis" has definitely made an appearance at dinnertime (more than once!), and yesterday was a perfect example. While answering a number of excellent questions from a prepubescent relative (who is very fortunate to have awesome parents who will talk to him about sex), the following question arose (no pun intended!):
"How many other names have you heard for 'penis'?"
Of course there are the usual ... cock, dong, schlong, weiner, dick ... but I want to know how creative you, my dear reader, can be! So, let's hear it! Leave a comment with your most creative penile nickname. There may just be a prize involved! ;)
Looking forward to your response!
Candice :)
P.s. Yes, this is my cat, and my Woody.