Ok folks, the competition is on ... who's got the most creative nickname for penis?
Submissions so far are AWESOME ...
custard launcher
heat-seeking moisture missile
one-eyed wonder weasel
trouser snake
wing dang doodle
love log
Think you can do better? Prove it! Get your creative nicknames to me by Friday (April 15) at midnight -- there is a prize involved! You can submit them by emailing me or leaving a comment on this or the previous post.
Looking forward to your reply!
Candice :)
Roses are red, my nuts are brown,
ReplyDeleteskirts go up, pants go down,
body to body, skin to skin,
when its stiff, stick it in,
it goes in dry, comes out wet,
the longer its in, the stronger it gets,
it comes out dripping and it starts to sag,
its not a "PENIS",
its a lipton tea bag.
(Tea bagging)
Oh Davis, you're hilarious! Thank you for sharing your creativity! :)
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